Sit back relax and enjoy
Caught in the act of arse scratching
Too much sun lounger makes you go blind or is that w...
i love you i do, no i love you more, no i love you more..
Go on then you twisted my arm another pint of red wine
Richard - "I bet you don't last two balls"
Stuart - "Sod off!"
(Stuart didn't trouble the scorers that day first ball diamond duck!
